I’m a big electro fan, but my gear’s getting old and it’s seen a lot of action – so it’ll need replacing soon. Electro seems to be more reasonably priced than it used to be and I’ve been keeping an eye on my options for some new kit.
Category Archives: Stuff to buy
Get fucked by a cyborg
Ever wondered what it’s like to get your hole wrecked by an alien life form? This line of stunning futuristic butt toys is designed to give you a completely otherworldly experience in the comfort of your own playroom.
Raw Pup: the ultimate butt/cock toy
This is something surely everybody needs. This squishy, crystal-clear plug slides into your ass to nudge your prostate while it also provides a tight, slippery parking space for your playmate’s boner – all in one toy.
Heavy-duty fuck toys: grab yourself a bargain
It’s time to stock up. Fort Troff, purveyors of an ever-more inventive line of deviously sleazy gear, are running a sale until March 8.
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Hot new gear at Fort Troff
Fort Troff have given their website a makeover since my last post about these kingpins of kink. They’ve always won kudos for their scorching photoshoots – full of ripped, sexy fuckers doing sleazy, filthy things to each other. This one finds inventive use for a box of spare gasmasks.
Titan Valentine’s blowout: time-limited discount code
Stuck for what to get your significant other this Valentine’s day? Flowers and chocolates not his thing? Well, how about a DVD of Pissed and Probed – which promises a feast of extreme fisting, piss, bondage and fucking – or a collection of Joe Gage modern classics, full of cops, truckers and rednecks – most of them straight, all of them fucking each other stupid?
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Hot Latino fucks himself with ff ass lock
Here’s a novel idea. We’ve seen ass locks before but this is the first time I’ve seen one shaped like a human fist.
How do you use an inflatable enema plug?
Confession time: I’ve got one of these. Not this exact model but something very similar – a butt plug that inflates using a rubber bulb, with a tube running down the centre of it that you can connect to a funnel. I was totally intrigued when I first spied it on a fetish website a few years ago. So I decided this was one weird contraption I really needed for my collection. Kudos to the perverts at Fort Troff for bringing out this new version – which looks to me like a superior design.
The ultimate rubber waistcoat
It’s turning into a good day for things Regulation-related. Aside from becoming besotted with their F-Machine, it’s the last few days of their New Year sale and I’ve just picked up the perfect waistcoat. You can’t really appreciate it from this pic, but it’s made from a decent grade of black rubber in a really nice cut that hangs exactly right.
The F-Machine: the gadget that will fuck you, fist you and jerk you off
This looks amazing. If I’d spotted this thing a month ago it would have topped my Christmas list. We’ve seen fucking machines before but this one’s beautifully designed, it’s fully adjustable and, with a range of optional extras, it’ll do all sorts of things to you. It fucks, it fists, it masturbates. What’s not to love?
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